Lara Alvarez Should Be More Famous

By Steve G. March 05, 2013 @ 4:11 PM

After coming across these pics the first thought that popped into my head was I want to live in between her tits for a day. Well actually it was who is this, she seems nice, I wonder if we would get along, then burrowing in between her tits. Turns out it’s Lara Alvarez, who is apparently a sideline reporter in Spain who is gorgeous and also occasionally models. She also balls Spanish soccer player Sergio Ramos. Or did. I only know this because I saw these photos and then did some extensive Googling and came across her Wikipedia page. Of course it was written entirely in Spanish and the translation also happens to be talking about a man, so who knows what to believe right now.

Alas, our love seems not meant to be, partly because of the language barrier and partly because looking the way I look would get me dragged away in cuffs if I came within five feet of this chick. So instead I’ll just stay in my comfort zone and try to rustle up what little dignity I have left and come to terms with the fact that watching BBW immobility porn on Nudevista is the highlight of my sex life. I’m joking of course, I have no dignity left. So to recap that’s blah blah Lara Alvarez blah blah mediocre sex joke blah blah  pics below.

You can also watch Lara do nothing but stare like a hot chick and talk to her dog in Spanish for six minutes here:

(8) Comments

  1. avatar
    NeverBrook 03/05/2013 16:16

    . “So to recap that’s blah blah Lara Alvarez blah blah mediocre sex joke blah blah pics below”

    Getting more honest everyday. Good for you!

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    SomeoneluvsU 03/05/2013 16:31

    Pic 3
    I have a ♥-on for this chick

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    Doo Doo Fresh 03/05/2013 16:34

    Would agree that she is totally hot but…

    Posting pics of something that I can see in a Kohl’s advertisement is kinda hard to get excited about.

    Good topic, poor execution.

  4. avatar
    Squabbler 03/05/2013 18:40

    While I’m in no way opposed to looking at scantily clad hot chicks that I’ve never heard of, I’m thoroughly convinced some modeling agency is paying to have these women featured here.

  5. avatar
    woody 03/05/2013 20:29

    blah blah indeed. shut the fuck up already

  6. avatar
    emmdee 03/05/2013 22:10

    Brevity is the soul of wit.

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    DoubleNut 03/05/2013 23:09

    The twitcam video is the soul of wit

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    DoubleNut 03/05/2013 23:34

    What’s with all the fucking sentences? Is it funny if I try to say the same thing and just keep rewording it. Can’t you guys find a comic to just write one liners? Or a fucking editor to cut out 90% of the wordiness?

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