LeAnn Rimes Plain Old-Fashioned Crazy

By Lex March 18, 2013 @ 12:14 PM

Leann Rimes is slightly different than some of her ‘done gone crazy’ musical peers in so much as she can actually sing. Unfortunately for Leann, that only kind of makes her seem crazier. When shitty singers with over the top acts covering their shitting singing go nuts, it takes years to tell often. There’s all those lasers and smoke and backup dancers and elephants on stage and crap you can barely notice the pop star sucking on paint brushes dipped in terpentine in the back of the tour bus and mumbling incoherently about wanting to fuck Jesus. Leann Rimes is far easier to tell, to the point that even other public figures are calling out her crazy. Like Brandi Glanville, the plasticine Beverly Hills Housewife she paid off to divorce her husband, so Leann could marry him and seal her fate as one crazy bitch. Or her Twitter followers she’s suing because that’s just something crazy people do.

Leann is now in England at the Country2Country event singing her heart out. If she follows the crazy handbook, she’ll soon be calling America out for being a mean place and move to Europe where she’ll attend parties thrown by ambiguously gay wealthy older men who collect found art. Just watch.

Photo credit: BG / WENN


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(6) Comments

  1. avatar
    Digital Wonderbread 03/18/2013 12:38

    ” it takes years to tell often.”

    Guys, c’mon.

  2. avatar
    RangerLG 03/18/2013 14:26

    Crazy chicks like to suck dicks. And do anal.

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    jessleigh 03/18/2013 15:31

    What the hell happened to my favorite site. Besides the fact that there is nothing interesting about this article, nothing about it is funny either!!! We already know Leann Rimes is crazy and that her husbands ex-wife has spoken about it a million times. I just read two paragraphs to find out that she in England (who cares?) and that she’ll probably end up moving there…What the fuck?!?! I’m literally heartbroken. This used to be my absolute favorite site. This blows.

  4. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 03/18/2013 15:48

    Like the Great Bob Marley once said:

    “No tits, no care”….

  5. avatar
    teutonic 03/18/2013 20:22

    She’s gone pretty far for a Mesquite TX trailerpark whore.
    That’s my best left-handed complement for a crazy person.

  6. avatar
    TheGirlRye 03/18/2013 21:29

    Did she show her tits?

    Flash vag?

    No?

    I have no idea what this was about TOOOOOOO FUCKINGGGGGGGGGG LONGGGGGGGGGGG WITH NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKINGGGGGGGGGG POINT……..

    GOD WHY DO YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK SO MUCH?!?!

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