Leon’s Getting Larger

By Lex March 15, 2013 @ 1:10 PM

It’s just about time to blow the flute and order the Oompas to roll Kim Kardashian off to the juicing room as the world’s biggest merch whore swells with the gestation of her billion dollar bastard baby. If you believe the supermarket tabloids, and why the fuck not, Kim is so distraught over her changing body figure that she’s shoveling Butter Brickle into her gaping maw before, during, and after her sweaty workouts. She even touched Khloe’s food, and nobody touches Khloe’s food. Leave it to the reverse science of a moronic reality TV star to solve her ‘I’m getting so fat’ issues by hunkering down with a Pizza Hut Meat Lover’s XL.

Kim’s destiny is to be Spanx-girdled and lonely and covered in the sad memories of all the men who have cum before her. At least that big pile of cash she’s sitting on will soak up the tears.

Photo credit: FameFlynet

(6) Comments

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    RangerLG 03/15/2013 13:12

    A horse looked at Kim’s ass and asked “why the long face?”

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    CgiBinLaden 03/15/2013 13:49

    She looks like a tube of Pillsbury EZ bake biscuits.

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    RangerLG 03/15/2013 13:56

    Isn’t the line “…and Leo’s getting larger”?

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    CgiBinLaden 03/15/2013 14:02

    I think it’s “The fog is getting thicker….And Leon’s getting “laaarger” “

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    My Penis The Weapon 03/15/2013 17:06

    That… is one fat bitch.

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    My Penis The Weapon 03/15/2013 22:30

    Like look at the picture of her back side. Zipper is all “fuck…my…assholes”

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