This is what it’s come to. Liza Morales is famous for being Lamar Odom’s baby mama. Lamar Odom used to be famous for being a basketball player, now he’s more well known for being the dude who has the joy of hearing Khloe Kardashian squeal in between her inane posts on Twitter about ignoring the haters.
Now, Liza and Lamar are in a custody battle over their two pre-teen kids. Not to see who gets to love and care for the cute little bastards. But who gets the rights to put them on their respective reality shows. Lamar’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, or Liza’s Starter Wives. Lamar was so caught up in fighting for his kids he has barely seen in the past ten years that he fell asleep during the court hearing today. Liza got so riled up she ate two bulgogi platters without a fork.
Fuck Liza and Lamar for making me feel bad for two kids I don’t even know today.