Liza Morales Takes Lamar Odom to Court Over Who Gets to Reality Pimp the Kids

By Johnny Redd March 06, 2013 @ 2:21 PM

This is what it’s come to. Liza Morales is famous for being Lamar Odom’s baby mama. Lamar Odom used to be famous for being a basketball player, now he’s more well known for being the dude who has the joy of hearing Khloe Kardashian squeal in between her inane posts on Twitter about ignoring the haters.

Now, Liza and Lamar are in a custody battle over their two pre-teen kids. Not to see who gets to love and care for the cute little bastards. But who gets the rights to put them on their respective reality shows. Lamar’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, or Liza’s Starter Wives. Lamar was so caught up in fighting for his kids he has barely seen in the past ten years that he fell asleep during the court hearing today. Liza got so riled up she ate two bulgogi platters without a fork.

Fuck Liza and Lamar for making me feel bad for two kids I don’t even know today.

(12) Comments

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    WWTDDsux 03/06/2013 14:31

    Now you’re not even trying…

    Next story will involve a picture of a cat swatting at a frog with 8 paragraphs of pure shit…. followed by a “read more” link that takes you straight to hell.

    Fuck this site. I’m done here.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 03/06/2013 14:48

    Who in the hell are these people? Isn’t this a blog about making fun of celebrities? Am I in the right place?

  3. avatar
    fluxcapacitor 03/06/2013 14:50

    “Fuck this site. I’m done here.”

    Yep. Woe how the mighty have fallen. Bookmark Deleted.

  4. avatar
    Lick-it 03/06/2013 15:08


    ….please take over this site…..I’m begging you…

  5. avatar
    RangerLG 03/06/2013 15:15

    I’m too tired to complain. This is just TMZ crap which I won’t even go there for.

  6. avatar
    Lick-it 03/06/2013 15:17

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    j-mac 03/06/2013 15:36

    Getting malware warnings from Chrome every page I visit on here. FUCK THIS SITE.

  8. avatar
    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/06/2013 15:50

    No, fuck all the inbred retards who watch that bullshit, making it worthwhile for these piles of human excrement to pimp out their kids.

    Reality TV….Hollywood is laughing their asses off at how stupid you people are.

  9. avatar
    Al Bundy 03/06/2013 16:17


    Like Holocaust awful.

  10. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/06/2013 20:37

    I used to turn down women like this at 2 in the morning when I was 12 drinks deep. I’m not even very particular. Lame.

  11. avatar
    Dank 03/07/2013 11:44

    News flash.. Lamar Odom isn’t even a starter.. and Lisa Morale’s isn’t his wife. How is she on a show called Starter Wives?

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    Dank 03/07/2013 11:47

    Backup Hoes would be a more appropriate title for the show.

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