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Lululemon Asking Ladies to Bendover

Lululemon, the guys that made both your girl's sexy yoga pants and your mom's dumpy sweat pants, are in a shitload of trouble because a batch of their yoga pants went out that were more sheer than normal. It seems that some women were showing upward beaver while doing downward dog. The company offered a recall in which you could exchange the peek-a-boo pants or get your money back. Only, how do they know that you have one of the malfunctioning pants and not a normal pair of teal-colored $90 exercise garments? By asking you to bend over in the dressing room to see whether the salesperson can see your lady junk, of course!

Lots of women were outraged that they were asked to do this. But the command came from the ├╝berlords at Lululemon. Their CEO, Christine Day said, "The truth of the matter is the only way you can actually test for the issue is to put the pants on and bend over." Indeed. Maybe there is a better way to know which pants are defective like looking up the unit number or something, I don't know. What I do know is that pervs with yoga pant fetishes will be turning in their Lululemon sales associate applications in droves today. I applied this morning. And got new glasses.

Here's a bunch of celebrities with camel toes showing through the original strength yoga pants. Which just goes to show the power of a vagina that wants to be seen, not just heard...

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