Macklemore Loves Jerking It In Airplane Bathrooms

This is the final frontier of celebrity gossip retardation.

The "Thrift Shop" rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he'd ever thrown a mid-flight bone … something that's become harder than ever to pull off these days. I've jacked off in a lot of airplanes [in the bathroom], but I don't think that counts as the mile-high club.
This reminds of the time my friend told a group of us when he jerks off he's sometimes too lazy to clean himself off afterwards. He thought we would all agree with him, but he was surely mistaken. Which brings me to my question, how do they do it? How do people silence that little voice in their head that says...think?  I guess this isn't all bad  You do have to kind of respect the zero fucks given with this quote. Ups his street cred. Plus, it's just jerking. We all do it. Not in public places like an ape mind you, but everyone does it. So...Jerk on, I guess. I like your music?

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