Maria Menounos Has Tight Genes

March 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I wonder what it must be like to be a chick like Maria Menounos. To come out of your mama with the destiny of looking incredibly hot your entire life. She was probably the cute girl who got all the compliments back in school. Then the teen beauty queen. The adult woman who every guy and some ardent ladies wants to nail. She’ll be the hot mom, and, at some point, the senior citizen that dudes with those fetish dreams all think about lifting up her housedress, lowering her support hose, and making some sweet granny squirts. I’m not saying it’s the be all end all of existence. I’m just saying it’s probably better than being not that girl.

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