Before she was the world’s most successful party-planning ex-con, Martha Stewart was a model. Yeah, I didn’t know either. And you have to go way back. But the woman with the recipe for creating the perfect pressed duck by clenching her angry mitts around a mallard’s beak and willing it to death used to smile for the camera. A long time ago. When she was just a junior league bitch and needed to pay her way through college. To get her degree. To start her business and make the world pay for her hurt feelings.
Martha Stewart Was Always Annoying, But Once Annoying and Good Looking
By Lex
March 11, 2013 @ 1:36 PM
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….and yet….no areolae….
Well, well, well…guess who’s back.
Here’s why this post about Martha Stewart sucked ballz…lack of nudity..and accountability. But for the record..I would absolutely bang current day Martha Stewart as long as she paid me my customary iPod fee.
Just when I thought this site couldn’t get any lower, someone tosses the poster a shovel.
Thank you. I know you guys have missed me these 3 long years, but I’m back. All I want to know is….where is Pepper