Some people call Mila Kunis the perfect girl. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s talented, and she’s hot. But she did let McCauley Caulkin suckle her teat for almost almost a decade, then bounced into the sack with Ashton Kutcher, and, at some point, you’ve got to judge a woman by the company she beds. We don’t judge men by the same standard, which is completely unfair, but then so is prostate cancer and dying younger. We’ve all got our burdens to shoulder.
Here’s Mila in the new Allure magazine, where chicks get to stare at other chicks and imagine they’re outlet shopping together. So, basically porn for women.