Mila Kunis Remains Hot

By Bill March 07, 2013 @ 12:39 PM

Some people call Mila Kunis the perfect girl. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s talented, and she’s hot. But she did let McCauley Caulkin suckle her teat for almost almost a decade, then bounced into the sack with Ashton Kutcher, and, at some point, you’ve got to judge a woman by the company she beds. We don’t judge men by the same standard, which is completely unfair, but then so is prostate cancer and dying younger. We’ve all got our burdens to shoulder.

Here’s Mila in the new Allure magazine, where chicks get to stare at other chicks and imagine they’re outlet shopping together. So, basically porn for women.

(5) Comments

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    Doo Doo Fresh 03/07/2013 12:42

    The idea of dipping into that after Macaulay Culkin is a bit disconcerting but I would figure out a way to get through it.

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    TheGirlRye 03/07/2013 13:52

    Breaking news guys…

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    Bruchs 03/07/2013 19:15

    How long is almost almost a decade? The errors lately have been terrible. I would rather have Brendon not posting than the crap we are currently getting.

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    roblowe69 03/07/2013 21:08

    This post is surprisingly not terrible. It takes a hot chick, makes her look stupid, then makes me realize I’m stupid for believing the writer that she’s gross for fucking stupid guys by posting pictures that make me want to fuck her. Good work Bill.

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    Al Bundy 03/07/2013 23:43

    Yeah, this post was decent.and comes close to Brendon’s writing style.

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