Natalia Paris Says Chicken Makes You Gay; Then She Humps a Bear (VIDEO)

By Bill March 21, 2013 @ 1:51 PM









Like most celebrities, Natalia Paris feels a need to share her profound thoughts on social and global issues of the day. That’s true for American celebrities or famous Colombian models who used to be shacked up with one of Pablo Escobar’s top lieutenants. Today, Natalia Paris decided to state that eating chicken produced with hormones is making boys gay. Now, I’ll go as scientifically far as to say that all the hormones we’re using in meat are probably giving some grade school boys tits. But, so is soy and tofu. So maybe our next generation of boys are just doomed to be buying training bras at twelve. But making them crave other boys? That seems like something out of the mind of a Latina model who once read a magazine article while on a private jet in between blowing a drug lord.

Here’s Natalia explaining her theory. It helps if you can speak or read Spanish. But you get the idea.








(6) Comments

  1. RangerLG 03/21/2013 14:09

    Drugs are bad, mmmmkay. You shouldn’t do drugs.

  2. gkline 03/21/2013 15:27

    “in between blowing a drug lord.” …and what? “in between blowing a drug lord and writing for WWTDD”? Did the meds where off, so you just put a period instead of actually finishing the sentence? Or do you think that’s a complete sentence?

  3. gkline 03/21/2013 15:28

    wear off…and fuck you again Billy

  4. Maybe_Observer 03/21/2013 16:17

    Chicken causes the gay….????

    I thought it was eating sausage or taco….?

  5. Cpoy 03/21/2013 17:35

    This post could have been so funny… Bill doesnt fit in.

  6. Al Bundy 03/21/2013 23:41

    >Like most celebrities, Natalia Paris feels a need to share her profound thoughts on social and global issues of the day<

    Natalia who ???.

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