Right after I compared Amanda Bynes to Nicki Minaj yesterday, I felt rather shitty, for Nicki Minaj. Just look at Nicki blasting herself off on Twitter yesterday. She’s a definite thang.
While Amanda Bynes spirals toward Margot Kidder dumpster diving land, Nicki Minaj is only blowing up  bigger. Literally. I think her ass and tits are swelling with pride, or whatever chemical compounds Dow is now using in their female pride product lines. Also, Nicki looks pretty hot. If you can get past that little Jiminy Cricket in the back of your brain telling you she just might be a dude. (You know that Jiminy is there for a reason. Don’t try to drown his ass in Red Stripes.)
Most likely, Nicki is just a hot chick. Here’s some photos of her big personalities:
We had a plan to deal with this back in ’38
Swelling with pride or with fat and plastic……
I would hope her tongue swells enough to shut her the fuck up…..
…and damn you Beppo for your failures….
What’s a Nikki Minaj?
Nicki Minaj looks like one of those creepy ass sex robots from Japan. If you’re publicly proclaiming you find her hot, you’re just a closet ‘mo trying to deflect attention. I will bet money you’ve said this to your friends you haven’t come out to yet: “I just love the clothes Sarah Jessica Parker wears… I mean… it’s like… you can totally see her hot cleavage… am I right guys?”
if you think this thing is hot, just give up/ You no longer have any idea what makes a female attractive or even what makes a human female. Or what makes a human. Give the fuck up and die.
Nope, not hot, not even close.
Now that Nicki Minaj is trying to take herself more seriously is she going to change her name from Minaj?
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