Nikki Cox And Jay Mohr Are Making Everybody Horny

By Travis March 05, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox have been married since 2006, but judging by the picture above they’re already on their way to being retired grandparents in the Florida panhandle. Seriously, she’s only 34-years old, yet she looks like she should be starring on a new reality show called “What the Fuck Happened to Me?”

Then again, Nikki was once a hot, rising star, playing the WB’s sluttier version of Kelly Bundy on Unhappily Ever After. But like so many hot actresses before her, she started dating douchebags like E from Entourage and Bobcat Goldthwait, who’s cool and all, but come on. No way he should be nailing top shelf.

And now here she is, married to a sports talk radio host who wears socks with sandals. At least she got him to take her name.

(Photo: NPG)

wwtdd

(10) Comments

  1. avatar
    Toast 03/05/2013 11:14

    Post tits
    lift the ban
    slow down on the worthless posts

  2. avatar
    Al Bundy 03/05/2013 11:22

    And get someone….ANYONE….that is even remotely funny.

  3. avatar
    RangerLG 03/05/2013 11:26

    I think I see a nipple in the banner pic. That’s something.

  4. avatar
    Lick-it 03/05/2013 11:27

    Toast…..

    …you are a skilled rhetorician…..

  5. avatar
    MacDaddy 03/05/2013 12:07

    She used to be hot, but then again she also used to fuck Bobcat Goldthwait!

    Therefore.,,,,,WILL NOT FUCK!

  6. avatar
    gkline 03/05/2013 12:32

    Another golden post opportunity shot to hell.

  7. avatar
    RVonD 03/05/2013 12:39

    “But like so many hot actresses before her, she started dating douchebags like E from Entourage and drug addicts like Bobcat Goldthwait, who’s cool and all, but come on. No way he should be nailing top shelf.”

    -Started a sentence with a conjunction.
    -Run-on sentence with comma splice.
    -Ended sentence with a preposition.
    -Sentence fragment in last line.

    …another winner.

  8. avatar
    Ignatius 03/05/2013 13:32

    If Brendan’s plan was to sabotage the site by hiring a bunch of unfunny hacks…great success!

  9. avatar
    Johnny Stoolpigeon 03/05/2013 17:11

    Anyone else notice that the “crowd favorites” are still from Brendans days?

  10. avatar
    DoubleNut 03/05/2013 23:16

    Is it just me or does it look like he’s repeating the mantra “I want to fucking die”. But seriously, good for them, I’d love to retire at 34 after some mediocre tv and just wear flip flops til they bury me.

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