Nina Agdal in Lingerie

By Bill March 12, 2013 @ 2:39 PM

Whenever I see lingerie ads, I assume they’re for women, because other than my Uncle Theo who we found out later in life was ‘Tina’ twice a week at a risque nightclub three counties over, men aren’t buying much lingerie. Outside of the idiots who can’t wait to hear their girls utter the phrase, ‘Great, so you think I’m a whore?’, silky underwear buying is better left to the wearer. Or to girls who giggle at bachelorette parties and talk about how ‘Steve is going to die when he sees you in this’. Those girls know full well that twelve months from now married Steve will not care how his wife dresses so much as he is wondering where the hell his blowjobs went.

Still, I’d like to buy shit for Nina Agdal to wear. Because hot girls make you stupid and forget all the rules. Fuck, I’d buy her a car and a house. If I had the money, or even if I didn’t. Variable rate loans are the bomb.


(8) Comments

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    RangerLG 03/12/2013 14:48

    Not bad. Image search brings up some pretty good shots, no nudes that I have seen. I would allow her to blow me.

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    Butt Plug 03/12/2013 14:51

    I’d like to buy her a nice seafood dinner, then never call her again.

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    RangerLG 03/12/2013 14:55

    She’s a lingerie model, she’d probably purge on you before you have a chance to leave plugger.

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    Tylerwoulddefinitelynotapprove 03/12/2013 14:55

    What is wrong with her face? From the eyes down she looks like a fuckin boxer

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    wayne44870 03/12/2013 17:49

    Eh…I’d prefer Emma Glover

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    Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 20:26

    I’m not that picky…….

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    woody 03/12/2013 21:55


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    Shortshanks 03/12/2013 22:58

    Woody….well said, well said, indeed.

    However…at least at Kohls…everything would be half off…

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