North Koreans Attack, Fuck With Our Google

By Johnny Redd March 07, 2013 @ 12:57 AM

I almost wish I had been the one person in the world to see the Red Dawn reboot so I could have been ready for attack by those sinister North Koreans. Those boot stomping mofos are always up to no good. It’s amazing what you can get done when you don’t have to worry about eating.

So, our Google Chrome got fucked with today, but our crack staff of unisexual computer scientists think they got it all fixed. Or they don’t. Because last time they said they fixed my shit, I found the entire Journey Escape album downloaded in my Favorites playlist on iTunes.

Meanwhile, I’m wondering, if ¬†we’re worrying about North Koreans when it’s really Google who’s going to round us up and kill us all someday.

(6) Comments

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    ss2k 03/07/2013 02:14

    Nobody cares. Post some titties for us to look at

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    NeverBrook 03/07/2013 04:18

    Are you drunk?

  3. avatar
    Barnardo 03/07/2013 04:19

    TRANSLATION: The retard that runs this site couldn’t open Chrome until his friends rebooted his computer.

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    Al Bundy 03/07/2013 07:04

    You suck Johnny Redd and your name sounds like a gay porn actor.

  5. avatar
    This Is Awful 03/07/2013 09:13

    Jesus Christ, that is some unfunny word salad.

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    Pugiron 03/07/2013 16:18

    It was Brandon, not Kim Jong Un

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