North Koreans Attack, Fuck With Our Google

March 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I almost wish I had been the one person in the world to see the Red Dawn reboot so I could have been ready for attack by those sinister North Koreans. Those boot stomping mofos are always up to no good. It’s amazing what you can get done when you don’t have to worry about eating.

So, our Google Chrome got fucked with today, but our crack staff of unisexual computer scientists think they got it all fixed. Or they don’t. Because last time they said they fixed my shit, I found the entire Journey Escape album downloaded in my Favorites playlist on iTunes.

Meanwhile, I’m wondering, if  we’re worrying about North Koreans when it’s really Google who’s going to round us up and kill us all someday.