Rihanna Loves Chris Brown, Hates Bras

By Lex March 05, 2013 @ 1:36 PM

Rihanna’s been talking this week about making a baby with Chris Brown. Because she’s in love. And she’s stupid as fuck. If you’re not picturing an angry high-pitched squealing Chris Brown beating the baby out of Rihanna, you’re not really trying.

This chick loves drama. And weed. But mostly drama. Part of which is taking every chance she can get to show off her tits and ass. Which is the healthy kind of drama, because showing off your tits and ass won’t get you put in a hospital, it’ll only make you even more money.

Here’s Rihanna showing off her nipples at London Fashion week today.

Photo credit: Splash News / GSI

(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    Lick-it 03/05/2013 14:06


    shorten this to:

    Rhianna’s Tits (ibid) (or maybe (idem))

  2. avatar
    RangerLG 03/05/2013 14:16

    I’m waiting for the headline “Rhianna Dies, No One Gives A Shit”.

  3. avatar
    Ignatius 03/05/2013 14:17

    I suspect Brendan is taking some satisfaction in seeing how severely this site blows without him.

  4. avatar
    gkline 03/05/2013 14:17

    Next time just post the last sentence. You fail at comedy. Just post tits.

  5. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 03/05/2013 14:31

    I must say, tits, nipples and asses are wonderful things.
    That being said,
    Rhianna’s were a disappointment….much like her singing
    (and her ability to take a right cross)

  6. avatar
    DoubleNut 03/05/2013 23:12

    This will make a really shitty biopic someday.

  7. avatar
    SexyRicardSimmons 03/05/2013 23:18

    A monkey with tits and tattoos

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