Rihanna’s been talking this week about making a baby with Chris Brown. Because she’s in love. And she’s stupid as fuck. If you’re not picturing an angry high-pitched squealing Chris Brown beating the baby out of Rihanna, you’re not really trying.
This chick loves drama. And weed. But mostly drama. Part of which is taking every chance she can get to show off her tits and ass. Which is the healthy kind of drama, because showing off your tits and ass won’t get you put in a hospital, it’ll only make you even more money.
Here’s Rihanna showing off her nipples at London Fashion week today.
Photo credit: Splash News / GSI
Suggestion…:
shorten this to:
Rhianna’s Tits (ibid) (or maybe (idem))
I’m waiting for the headline “Rhianna Dies, No One Gives A Shit”.
I suspect Brendan is taking some satisfaction in seeing how severely this site blows without him.
Next time just post the last sentence. You fail at comedy. Just post tits.
I must say, tits, nipples and asses are wonderful things.
That being said,
Rhianna’s were a disappointment….much like her singing
(and her ability to take a right cross)
This will make a really shitty biopic someday.
A monkey with tits and tattoos