I’ve never met a girl from Portugal who wasn’t hot. I’ve met three. They’ve all been out of my league, by several leagues. Put Sara Sampaio in that category. I feel like she’s perhaps one of the best looking women in the world. But I feel that way about many women and I say it to any woman I think might sleep with me. Still, being a Victoria’s Secret model is some distinguishing mark on your resume. It’s something you can drop in conversations when the bitches be getting catty with you. Yeah, I didn’t notice my shoes were last season when I was wearing them for Victoria’s Secret lingerie catalog shoot. Or stuff like that. In reality, I have no idea how women talk to each other. But I do watch TV and that’s how it goes down.