Could You Handle That Justin Bieber Was There Before You?

By Johnny Redd March 06, 2013 @ 1:01 PM


There are two types of dudes in this world. The kind who can’t stop thinking about the men their girl was with before them. And the kind who are able to let it go. The second group is split evenly between guys who really are secure enough to not feel a need to compete with every other man in this world and guys so happy to be getting some they know better than to bring stupid shit up from the past.

But, if Justin Bieber was there before, that does strain the lines of the camp a little?

Despite the fact she’s still a bit jailbait looking, I think Selena Gomez is the perfect little pop tartlet. She’s got the whole Latina thing working perfect, she’s petite, she’s got that schoolgirl giggle, and she manages to make the most of her little body. But, man, as much as I’d try to put it out of my mind, even the slightest echo from her about how ‘Justin used to like to wear my makeup’ and I think my boys would shrivel up like they’d just taken a dip on that one warm Spring day around Lake Michigan when you’re sure the water isn’t as cold as it looks.

Here’s pictures of Selena on set of her new music video.

wwtdd

(19) Comments

  1. Lick-it 03/06/2013 13:12

    Bieber on Selena…???

    …sometimes the thought of “girl-on-girl” can be hawt…

    …other times….nawt…

  2. TheGirlRye 03/06/2013 13:25

    All these “articles” are too long and have no point.

    I remember when this site took current celeb news and made fun of it. It posted sex tapes and camera tit pics of idiotic starlets who needed a publicity boost and mocked them for denying it.

    Now you just post random pictures of random people and ramble incoherently for THREE PARAGRAPHS with no real story being told.

    Honestly, I keep coming to read the comment section because they are funnier than the god damn “article”.

  3. Al Bundy 03/06/2013 13:31

    > I think my boys would shrivel up like they’d just taken a dip on that one warm Spring day around Lake Michigan when you’re sure the water isn’t as cold as it looks. <

    Really? That was the best comparison you could think up?

  4. Lick-it 03/06/2013 13:38

    I would fuck the (mexican-allegory) out of this juicy fuck-toy….

  5. Pottz 03/06/2013 13:45

    Every other website had these pics and article up 2 days ago.

    If you’re going to suck this fucking badly then at least keep up with the news. Jesus, if you guys ever wonder why this isn’t working..it’s because you got rid of your prized horse and replaced it with fucking mules.

  6. Ignatius 03/06/2013 13:58

    At least with TV, when a show starts to suck it disappears. I have to live with the embarrassment of having recommended this site to people for years to come.

  7. RangerLG 03/06/2013 14:08

    Bieber didn’t touch that. She’s into dudes. That statement is true for both parties.

  8. WWTDDsux 03/06/2013 14:21

    I think I’ll put together an Add-On for FireFox that blocks the rambling incoherent fuck wadded stories and just shows the pics.

  9. The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/06/2013 14:24

    “But, man, as much as I’d try to put it out of my mind, even the slightest echo from her about how ‘Justin used to like to wear my makeup’ and I think my boys would shrivel up like they’d just taken a dip on that one warm Spring day around Lake Michigan when you’re sure the water isn’t as cold as it looks. “

    Someone needs a class in learning to write.

    And yeah, I’d hit that so hard Caltech would qualify it as a seismic event….

  10. Admiral 03/06/2013 15:04

    She’s got no hips, waist, or boobs, and she dated Beiber – she could very well be a young Mexican boy that underwent surgery in an attempt by the drug cartels to infiltrate Hollywood. I’d put money on that.

  11. Lick-it 03/06/2013 15:20

    No boobs…???

    Last year this site had some sweet boob (in bikini) pics…

  12. NeverBrook 03/06/2013 18:36

    “Despite the fact she’s still a bit jailbait looking, I think Selena Gomez is the perfect little pop tartlet. She’s got the whole Latina thing working perfect, she’s petite, she’s got that schoolgirl giggle, and she manages to make the most of her little body”

    Are all the writers creepy weirdos now? Cause that sounds like you want to put her in a hole, like Silence of the Lambs.

  13. ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/06/2013 20:43

    First it rubs the lotion in….

  14. Dorner 03/06/2013 21:58

    these pictures make her ass look like the michelin man’s armpit

  15. Digital Wonderbread 03/06/2013 23:07

    How do you keep Justin Bieber from drowning?

    You take your foot off his head.

  16. Just Plain Truth 03/07/2013 02:56

    What the fuck are you talking about? I’ve got a 9 inch cock and I’m going where nobody has been before. When my cock rams her cervix and she cums so hard that her pussy clamps around my cock like she’s trying to tear it off, Just Beaver will be nothing but a girl she used to share hair and makeup tips with. Bitch better start doing some jane fondas and tone that ass though or she’ll be voted off the island. Sorry Selena but that’s just the way I roll.

  17. xergius 03/07/2013 03:00

    “But, man, as much as I’d try to put it out of my mind, even the slightest echo from her about how ‘Justin used to like to wear my makeup’ and I think my boys would shrivel up like they’d just taken a dip on that one warm Spring day around Lake Michigan when you’re sure the water isn’t as cold as it looks.”

    Guys, PLEEEEAAASSSEEE!!!!!! bring Brendon back! this is horrible. That “beiber” is a freaking kid… and if you don’t feel man enough to enlarge Gomez’s hole then, I feel sorry for you and your little shriveled up lake Michigan dick.

  18. Exador 03/07/2013 09:37

    Beiber’s peenlit never got inside that, unless she agreed to dress it up as a black guy’s mouth.

  19. B A Baracus 03/07/2013 23:09

    Oh the things I would do to her? Chris Hansen is pissed she’s over 18. He could have made a miniseries out of ol’ Mr. T’s bad things.

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