Shit You Can’t Do in a Basketball Game: Choke Your Teammate (VIDEO)

By Bill March 12, 2013 @ 4:13 PM








File this under stuff you weren’t sure there was a rule for, but I guess it makes sense.

Ronaldo Balkman formerly of the Knicks and Nuggets has found his way down to the Philippine Basketball Association. That right there ought to tell you something. That’s worse than being traded to Cleveland, though close. I guess Ronaldo had some bad lumpia or got sick of being a foot taller than every other dude in the country and just went ballistic on the refs and eventually his own teammates. He wrapped his big ass fingers around the neck of one of them. I’m not a pussy about heavy contact in sports, but unless you got a safe word, strangling seems pretty felonious. So, the PBA today booted Balkman out of the league. But just for forever. So he can return after forever. Next stop, Peruvian Basketball Association. He can even keep the PBA hoodie.

wwtdd

(6) Comments

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/12/2013 17:40

    This was a funny video when I saw it on WSHH last week.

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    Da Bunk 03/12/2013 17:56

    People like him are why the Angry Black Guy stereotype keeps going. And Jeremy Stevens.

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    Digital Wonderbread 03/12/2013 18:40

    It’s Renaldo.

    Fuck you.

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    travist 03/12/2013 19:18

    it’s always fun watching someone flush whatever remnants of their career away…see you on the street corner soon, db!

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    Maybe_Observer 03/12/2013 20:20

    Nothing

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    Pener 03/12/2013 20:28

    fucking coons

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