ABC’s Splash debuted last night. Didn’t watch, but I got it DVR’d from now on based on the header image alone. From what I can gather this is literally a show about nine mediocre celebrities and an out of place Ndamukong Suh jumping and swimming in pools with no possible prize in sight. It is strictly to get face time on TV. There is also no point to this post, I just want you all to know I will be watching a morbidly obese, on the brink of death Louie Anderson leap to his possible demise. Tuesdays on ABC 8pm/7pm central.