But not like the old days when she took a dump for tips in a circle of sweaty fetish monkeys in frat house basements. This time Kendra Wilkinson took her will-squat-for-cash routine to the set of Splash, where she’s fired up about another great career adventure, following stripping, amateur porn, topless reality TV, and, naturally, writing self-help books for young wives and mothers.
Splash might just be horrible, but it can be fixed with just one word — sharks.
Photo credit: Splash
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what you’ve just said … is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
She is bending while stretching, therefore poop. Holy God, someone send these writers to the glue factory and let Brendon do whatever he wants.
HAHA!! POOP! DROPS A DEUCE! POO POO! this is extremely original, thought provoking and hilarious!!!!
This clearly shows the writer’s knowledge level on anything closely related to porn: none. The closest thing she ever did to fetish porn was a few black guys here and there, and then probably a few anal scenes. Notwithstanding her career choices, her decisions clearly trump whoever writes this bullshit, as she is relevant, and this site is not.
Incidentally, I was so pissed about how terrible this content was I googled “Kendra Wilkinson Fetish Porn,” to verify the accuracy of my statements, only to realize I’m on my work computer.
Fuck yourself terrible writers.