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March 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Women rule the world. They’re smarter and hotter than men, they smell better, and they have pre-moistened body parts, like warm Towelettes descended from heaven. And we want to hear what they have to say. Or they’ll just say it any way and deny us that precious sex thing until we pretend we’re listening.
And, yes, they will all look like the naked blond girl above. Women love to write in the nude. True fact, that’s how Hillary Clinton penned ‘Living History’. Don’t dwell on that. It’s a rabbit hole of pain.