The Women Are Coming to Durden

By Bill March 18, 2013 @ 8:31 AM

Women rule the world. They’re smarter and hotter than men, they smell better, and they have pre-moistened body parts, like warm Towelettes descended from heaven. And we want to hear what they have to say. Or they’ll just say it any way and deny us that precious sex thing until we pretend we’re listening.

And, yes, they will all look like the naked blond girl above. Women love to write in the nude. True fact, that’s how Hillary Clinton penned ‘Living History’. Don’t dwell on that. It’s a rabbit hole of pain.

(12) Comments

  1. RangerLG 03/18/2013 09:04

    I only want to look at them, not hear what they have to say. And we thought Bill’s posts were wordy.

  2. Digital Wonderbread 03/18/2013 09:12

    Even Perd Hapley hates this shit.

  3. Direman 03/18/2013 09:27

    The most transparent attempt to get more females to visit this page? Yes.

  4. Maybe_Observer 03/18/2013 09:30

    Women WRITERS…????

    …..funny….in the “not very” sort of way……

    This site needs NUDE TITS…..not TITS Writing….

  5. larange 03/18/2013 09:41

    brendon must be rolling in his grave.

  6. Maybe_Observer 03/18/2013 09:53

    Must be backwards day….

  7. CgiBinLaden 03/18/2013 10:07

    Making your pen name Willemena instead of William, makes you not a “woman writer” Ben.

    It does make you a bitch though.

    Think on that as your eat that stray Golden Graham up off of your moob as you attempt to write today.

  8. Admiral 03/18/2013 10:11

    Women probably say all sorts of dumb shit on the internet, just like men, but women all hide behind androgynous names so assholes don’t harass them.

  9. Bruchs 03/18/2013 11:11

    I come here to mock women, not read them, GTFO of here. Women writers, what will be next, letting them drive?

  10. qfonchey 03/18/2013 19:26

    Hooray! Maybe they’ll be as hilarious as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler spouting an endless “If men had to wear Tampax” monologue. Fuck and No.

  11. TheGirlRye 03/18/2013 21:35

    I’m pretty sure all the “men” who post here actually having sloppy vaginas.. You all fucking suck.. If I wanted to read a woman’s perspective I would go to perezhilton.com

    Yes. I am a woman. I hope you all die.

    This website has gone to shit.

  12. Hostile 17 03/19/2013 02:21

    Women posting????
    Brendon come back !!!!!
    We need the rage.

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