Tit-Poured Liquor: Genius or Just Genius?

Fucking Germans, they invent all the good stuff first. Like the car, and the flame-thrower, and top shelf liquor bottled after being poured over the breasts of hot women and collected in glass basins beneath their bodies.

It's hard to fight the concept here, as obviously stupid as it is. But I'm still torn between my natural born instinct to get fucked up as cheaply as possible, with the notion of paying triple market rates for a cocktail because my vodka has tasted the chest flesh of a hot model with fake knockers. This is a dilemma for the ages.

You can see the NSFW topless making of trailer for G-Spirits here. Watch now before YouTube pulls it. Which they will. Because YouTube hates boobs more than Kevin Spacey does.

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