Usher and Bieber Ride Bikes In Their Red Booties

By Bill March 04, 2013 @ 12:14 PM

Imagine you’re the dude that Ducati brings in to crisis manage the fact that Ducati is getting a bad rap as the bike for gay poser riders and then Justin Bieber and Usher appear as the highest profiles celebrity riders of your brand. You are fucked in the biggest way.

The twin douchebags have taken up riding motorcycles as the thrill from being undersized┬áversatile┬átop/bottom pop stars just isn’t enough. While you might look at this picture and find nothing to root for, we’re pulling hard for a high speed collision.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Raymond K. Hessel 03/04/2013 12:46

    I just can’t imagine any sport that Bieber would letter in…

  2. avatar
    Raymond K. Hessel 03/04/2013 12:46

    …any ideas?

  3. avatar
    Lick-it 03/04/2013 16:26

    Go full-on gay….it is already too late…

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