3 Doors Down and 6 Feet Under

I can’t tell if more famous people are getting loaded these days or just more famous people are getting loaded and driving. A shit ton are certainly being arrested. Which is a good thing. Unless it’s already too late, like 3 Doors Down bassist Todd Harrell who killed a dude in another car before he got his DUI arrest over the weekend. When he got frisked at lockup, police also found a big fucking stash of prescription pain killers in his sock. The sock is where people with real drug problem hide their shit because they need to know they can reach it. The pros know to tuck it up under their nads or render it secure in their ass vault.

Al Michaels also got busted for DUI over the weekend. For his punishment, he was forced to listen to 3 Doors Down music.