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April 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Last night Amanda Bynes posted a video on Twitter with the caption “I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight”
What the fuck does this girl even do when she goes out, perform at underground Berlin style drag clubs? There have been few reports of her out in the celebrity Meatpacking District hot spots, only marching around Times Square with purses and FedEx envelopes on her head, or crying after her wig fell off at gymnastics glass or running naked into hair salons and threatening to sue mice for stealing her cheese. The worst part is that there are far more interesting crazy people roaming the streets of New York, like the homeless man I watched piss from his ass this morning while singing the National Anthem. I’d rather follow him. She’s hogging all the attention.