Amanda Bynes Self Diagnosis

Amanda Bynes has become the car crash America can’t help but look at, or be personally injured by. Her tweets are a delightful mix of narcissism and madness. Now she’s claiming that she has an eating disorder. She tweeted , “I’m suing certain blogs and magazines saying I have a mental illness! They take pictures anytime I’ve gained weight then write a fake story!” and “I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin”. I’ll give you that people are calculating that you are now officially drug crazier than Charlie Sheen. But who is calling you fat? Nobody calls a crazy ass person fat. They just call them crazy. It’s much higher on the relevant attribute chart. Maybe, just maybe, this is just another way of calling attention to yourself? Please just go back to running naked into hair salons. That’s a positive kind of attention.