Guys under a certain age probably won’t understand this, but there was a time when beavers used to routinely kill men, or at least frustrate them to no end. And it’s happening once more as beaver attacks are on the rise. In Russia this past week, a man was killed by a beaver who bit him through his femoral artery whilst on a fishing trip and he bled to death as the beaver stood on and watched with empty eyes. Then another beaver attacked a man who tried to take his picture (see above). That attack reminded me of a more local rodent who didn’t like getting his picture taken either.
Here’s the point. Beavers are not cute. Neither are ass-to-mouth self-indulged celebrity people of ‘the craft’. Just leave them the fuck alone.