Bieber to Be Prosecuted

According to TMZ, the 19-year-old singer will likely be facing criminal charges after allegedly spitting on and threatening his neighbor, who recently complained about Bieber’s reckless driving.

I hate when the law gets involved too early with these self-destructive celebrity twits. Better to let him think he’s above the law and wait for him to commit a serious felony where he can do some real time. All these ticky tack charges just prolong the time it will take to see Jesus and Zuel from cell block D help him rediscover his youthful falsetto. Let Bieber be Bieber and the Karmic raping will make the angels sing.