Candice Swanepoel Sells More Swimsuits Than Miranda Kerr

By Lex April 10, 2013 @ 3:58 PM

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Photoshoot For Agua De Coco
Suddenly, Miranda Kerr is a ‘difficult’ model. Which is surprising, because most supermodels are really down to earth, low maintenance, always thinking of others needs first kind of people. Real salt of the earth. Just like most women who grew up the most beautiful girl in every school they every attended and get all the boys and attention and breaks. Grounded. So when Victoria’s Secret says they’re cutting Miranda Kerr as an Angel because she’s ‘difficult’, what they really mean is that she’s asking for too much money in her next contract. And that she’s no longer their franchise player. As it turns out, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio sell more swimsuits and lingerie than Miranda. So those two aren’t ‘difficult’ at all. In fact, hot women are never difficult when they’re making you money, and they’re never ‘bitchy’ when having sex with you. They’re just ‘sensitive’ or ‘temperamental’.

Photo Credit: Agua De Coco

(8) Comments

  1. avatar
    Butt Plug 04/10/2013 16:28

    As a friend of mine used to say . . . .


  2. avatar
    Al (Ted) Bundy 04/10/2013 16:28

    “Ever attended”, not “every attended”. Good god in heaven, can’t you monkeys even push out one post without a typo? Usually I don’t mind ‘em when I spot the occasional slip up. It happens, we’ve all done it. But the sheer volume of ineptitude and just plan laziness is simply world class.


  3. avatar
    Shortshanks 04/10/2013 16:41

    These posts are probably “phoned-in” using voice-to-text software……so every third word comes out wrong…

  4. avatar
    Butt Plug 04/10/2013 17:22

    I wonder what her clam smells like

  5. avatar
    mikey the retard 04/10/2013 17:25

    sup tasts lik sup

  6. avatar
    LoK 04/10/2013 17:55

    I’m surprised this site hasn’t put up the Liberace trailer yet

  7. avatar
    Pottz 04/10/2013 18:19

    Seriously, if it wasn’t for the habit, phuck this place….and thanks for censoring my last post azzclowns!

  8. avatar
    RangerLG 04/11/2013 08:50

    I bet her farts smell like the beach. Rotten fish and used syringes.

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