Courtney Stodden Steps Out To Lunch

By Steve G. April 30, 2013 @ 11:49 AM

Courtney Stodden In Short Dress With Doug Hutchinson Having Lunch In Los Angeles

Courtney Stodden looks like her white blood cells are barely being held together by duct tape and semen after a 30 year Hall of Fame career in porn. That’s obviously not the case, however, because she’s somehow only 18 and everyone from Playboy to Hustler to Penthouse has turned her down. But that doesn’t matter to me or the chubby reincarnated Corey Haim look alike she’s with because paid or not, we require all our 18 year old women to look like as big a whore as they can at all times.

Photo Credit: WENN

(3) Comments

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    miche the killer 04/30/2013 12:34

    Coutney Stodden, stop wearing dresses like that- I’m not even licensed in your state as a gynecologist.

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    RangerLG 04/30/2013 12:36

    100% natural. Right. I mean she said that.

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/30/2013 13:47

    That dude looks like what you’d get if you genetically spliced a troll, with a douche, and a retard. TrollDoucheTard.

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