Doutzen Kroes Wears Underwear Well

By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 3:48 AM

Doutzen Kroes For Victoria's Secret
I’m pretty sure every attractive woman in this world either models for, or will model for, Victoria’s Secret. V.S. is like the dude who snags Boardwalk and Park Place early in the Monopoly session and gets that knowing look on his face like, this could go five minutes, or five hours, either way, I win. Victoria’s Secret sold more than $5 billion in underwear last year. They’re winning. And rounding up hot girls in foreign countries like white slave traders. Only, the models get paid a shit ton. The kids making the stuff are the slaves. (Just kidding, the kids they employ are not really slaves, they can leave any time they like, if they’re decent jumpers and electrocution proof.) Still, Doutzen Kroes is pretty fucking hot. Sorry not-quite slave kids. Your work is important.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret

Here’s Doutzen Kroes as a sexy Easter Bunny for Love magazine.


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