Elvis Has Sent The Ricin

April 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

What a weird horrible fucking week. The Boston Marathon bombings, the fertilizer plant that blew up in Texas, and the ricin laced letters sent to the president and a senator from an insane Elvis impersonator. What? Yes. The FBI has arrested a fucked up paranoid yokel named Paul Kevin Curtis of Mississippi that allegedly mailed the poisonous packages only 24ish hours after they were intercepted. Was this because of the crack investigative skills of the FBI? Not really. This idiot put his initials in the letters and mailed them from his town. Oh, and he dresses up like Elvis, believes the government is run by the Illuminati, and that they are harvesting human organs to sell on the black market. Can I ask a general question with no real answer: What the fuck is going on in our country?

When Elvis Presley, the greatest American musical icon of all time, is trying to take down the government we have big fucking problems. Think about this: Europe is laughing at us. Europe! Can you live with that shit? I can’t.