Emma Watson Steals Shit

April 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

You can’t be a pedo bear favorite Hermione Granger forever I suppose. Emma Watson is past her child actress phase, past her stop calling me beautiful I’ll pretend to be an angry teen dyke phase, and is all grown up playing one of the chicks from the Bling Ring. That being both the group of dropout suburban L.A. youth who terrorized the underwear and jewelry drawers of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and other celebrities who probably had it coming, and the new film by Sofia Coppola, who makes films that are painful to watch but are beloved by the foreign press. The foreign press have notoriously bad taste in the arts, but you wouldn’t know that from the way they lecture their BDSM prostitutes in N.Y. and L.A. hotel rooms most evenings.

Here’s Emma Watson in GQ Britain, portraying Alexis, the real life OxyContin smoking alternative high school chick in The Bling Ring.

Photo Credit: GQ Magazine

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