Estella Warren’s Rehab Didn’t Take

Here’s a basic rule of not getting your ass into deep trouble. If you’re on probation for DUI and punching cops, don’t steal cell phones and stash them in your purse next to your drugs. But Estella Warren did. Because she’s fucked up and Canadian and she stole Jaime Pressly’s assistants phone at a party over the weekend.

Pressly and her assistant discovered that the assistant’s purse and phone had gone missing at the original party location, a house in L.A. Using one of those “find my phone” apps, the pair reportedly tracked the phone to Bootsy Bellows, where Warren and several other party guests (including Zac Efron and Adam Lambert) were continuing the celebration.  — US Weekly.

I’m not sure why Us felt obliged to out Zac Efron right there, it’s not even part of the story, but it’s so true. But it goes on to say that Jaime Pressly confronted Estella Warren about the phone. Estella claimed the phone belonged to her, somebody got into her purse to find out and a bunch of drugs were found. Cops were called, maybe the same cops Estella once punched, and you can expect the Planet of the Apes actress to be heading back to some bogus Hollywood rehab again shortly. Worst angry hot girls at a bar at 2am fight ever.