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Fat Samoans Are Going To Need To Pay More To Fly

April 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Should airlines charge fatty fatty boom batties more to fly? That’s what Samoan airlines is proposing. It’s a fact of physics that the more weight a plane carries the more fuel it uses. It’s why airlines started charging for bags to offset rising fuel costs. Some airlines already ask really fat passengers to buy two seats, as they did with girthy¬†director Kevin Smith. To be fair, Samoans are fucking fat. Think of the one thing you know about Samoans. Is it that they are fat? That’s because they are the second fattest nation on Earth. But you know who else is fucking fat? We are! So, should our airlines start charging fatties extra money? You bet your fat flaps they should. We need to stop coddling the fat. And the anorexic bulimics too. Get everybody somewhere in that happy middle by making all the outliers broke and miserable. Samoa shall shine the light!

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