Good News, Ladies: Ozzy Osbourne Might Be Single

After 31-years of marriage, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have presumably split up, as the matriarch has moved into the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to TMZ. Ozzy, on the other hand, is renting a house close to her hotel, which means that their house is ripe for the picking.

Apparently, though, this has nothing to do with the strength of their relationship, as Ozzy says he’s just trying to get clean and stop pissing everyone off.

For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an asshole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober.

Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing. I’m just trying to be a better person. (Facebook)

Well, that must be disappointing for all of the young, single women of Los Angeles, who had been on the edges of their seats, waiting for this couple to split. A 64-year old addict with three children and little-to-no ability to perform basic daily functions doesn’t exactly grow on trees. Oh well, there’s always hope that Phil Spector could get parole.

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