Gwyneth Paltrow Has A 70′s Bush

By Sophie April 26, 2013 @ 3:22 PM

Yesterday as a result of Gwyneth Paltrow going commando at the Iron Man 3 premiere, I pondered what the simultaneously stuck-up and yet self-effacing Gwyneth’s lady bits looked like. I placed my bets on a nicely waxed well kept triangle. I was wrong. Because on Ellen, The World’s Most Beautiful Woman said she “works a 70′s vibe”¬†and was scrambling to find a razor last minute to wear the dress. And then Ellen creamed her pants suit and destroyed her host chair and cut to a commercial break so she could furiously frig herself in her dressing room. Shit gets dramatic when ladies wear no underpants.

(9) Comments

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    Shortshanks 04/26/2013 15:34

    Ellen’s chair was like a slip n slide…

    (nice work Sophie)

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    Shortshanks 04/26/2013 15:37

    As far as Gwynnie’s “lady” bits………..

    ………..I think the “Duck Dynasty” guys could hide in that blind…….AND that well-worn carpet does NOT match the drapes…….

    ……just google for the “reveal”….

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    Shortshanks 04/26/2013 15:39

    Aquanetta Jones…..

    …all of them…..even the retired ones…..

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    aquanetta jones 04/26/2013 15:40

    I wonder which fa99ot editor Chris Martin had to suck off in order for nasty skank Gwyneth to be called sexiest woman alive…..bleeeehhh

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    aquanetta jones 04/26/2013 15:44

    sorry about double post

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    Shortshanks 04/26/2013 15:49

    Good questions deserve twice the consideration…..

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    SomeoneluvsU 04/26/2013 16:05

    I smell tuna

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    Doctor Mindbender 04/26/2013 20:39

    Love the big muff. And Ellen’s already eaten Gyneth’s box more times than I’ve had hot dinners, so she already knew.

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    Jackazz 04/28/2013 16:30

    What a waste of air time…

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