Harry Styles Is Either Nailing Ke$ha Or A Stripper

April 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

On April 23, MTV will debut the new reality series, Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, which is about a girl built from elk bones and vanilla pudding who grows up to convince people that she’s an edgy and in-your-face pop star. So because she’s desperate for attention and probably an HPV vaccine, Ke$ha told the magazine NOW that she’s been flirting with One Direction singer Harry Styles by text and they may have something going on.

Spoiler: They don’t.

“We’ve texted here and there. No sexting — not yet. Maybe he can be my cougar bait.”

Ke$ha’s 26, mind you, but in ghost-fucking years that could be 50, for all I know. She’s not the only girl being linked to Harry’s shoe-bruised crotch, though. The Mirror reported over the weekend that Harry has been sleeping with a London stripper, who, of course, denied that they’re hooking up.

Between Ke$ha and a London stripper, this might be the first time that someone would be better off going back to Lindsay Lohan.

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