Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures Not Quite The World’s Most Beautiful

By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 4:48 PM

Beauty is a ladder. With Gywneth Paltrow at the top, and everybody else a few rungs beneath. Everybody looking up at the mysophobic expat with the compassionate social statements and wondering how they can be more like her. Irina Shayk probably sits alone most nights with a giant spoon and half-eaten pint of Hagen Daaz thinking just that. We all do. Just looking up. Waiting for a perfectly formed turd that smells like lilac to smack us in the face.

Here’s Irina Shayk in bikini photos for Beach Bunny swimwear.


(7) Comments

  1. toydr 04/24/2013 18:55

    When is the old banner coming back?

    Can you make the new banner an ad so that Google Chrome will block it for me?

  2. The Mildly Tanned Knight 04/24/2013 19:19

    Yeah, she’s obviously inferior to Paltrow…..{sigh}

  3. Shortshanks 04/24/2013 20:22

    Where the phuck is the “latest comments” button you god-damn filthy apes…??!!!

  4. TylerWouldNotReadThis 04/25/2013 00:56

    The one thing I still read on this site –>

  5. The Mildly Tanned Knight 04/25/2013 01:47

    I have to agree with the first guy….what’s up with the banner? That’s freaking stupid.

  6. Sleazy Pseudonym 04/25/2013 03:03

    I don’t have an issue with the banner, but everything eles you’ve done to the site makes it look incredibly cheap.

  7. Sleazy Pseudonym 04/25/2013 03:04

    And still no edit option.

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