Is There A Bigamy Relationship Status?

Imagine if you found out that your spouse was married to someone else…on Facebook. That’s what happened to a woman when the annoying “People You Might Know” function on the site suggested that she ‘friend’ her husband’s other wife. A guy named Alan O’Neil had separated from one wife and decided to get married to a second wife without bothering to divorce the first wife. Then, like a fucking moron, he attached his relationship status to his new wife even though he was still Facebook friends with his first wife. Needless to say he was arrested for bigamy and might go to jail for up to a year. When will people learn: keep your private shit off of Facebook!

The best part is that these assholes are always surprised that broadcasting something on the Internet got them in trouble. If you steal something, don’t take a picture of yourself with the stolen goods and post it online. Ditto with cheating on your girl. Sweetheart, if you don’t want your mom to see you licking whipped cream off of some dude’s wang on Spring Break, don’t put it on Instagram. Especially if it’s a crime like bigamy that will get your ass sent off to jail. I wonder if he’ll have two husbands in prison?