Katy Perry Smiles Because She’s Rich and Has Big Boobs

By Lex April 01, 2013 @ 3:44 PM

Katy Perry Black Spandex LB
I guess Katy Perry’s an okay person, if she’s not your henpecking girlfriend with a weird upbringing that taught her not to have sex but to highlight her titties to become famous. I wouldn’t go in there if I was predisposed to falling off the drug wagon or had rage issues or liked sex without having to talk about how you can’t trust the Jews to make her climax. But, Katy Perry would be a monumental notch on the bedpost. That must be why so many guys keep going for it. And she looks good, in her Spandex, doing that walking thing because her boobs are too big and bouncy to run near paparazzi.

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(1) Comment

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    Al Bundy 04/02/2013 02:57

    This post was awful…….and Lex, I believe you are the worst of all the writers, and that’s saying something.

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