Of course, I kid. Khloe probably has a monster gash buried beneath her flesh-colored asexual chub-containment Spanx. It's right below the talking skull and cross bones with the query 'Ye come seekin' adventure with salty old pirates, eh?' tattoo. Still a wardrobe malfunction is a wardrobe malfunction, even when it could kill a boner half a mile away.
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