Kim Kardashian to Call Her Cuckold Husband as Witness

In one month we finally get to the divorce trial of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphreys. In case you’re wondering who to root for in this contest of The Whore vs. The Dude Dumb Enough to Believe He Could Tap the Whore’s Ass For Free, you can’t go wrong with ‘meteor’.

I didn’t know they even had divorce trials any more for people without kids. Apparently it’s what the wealthy still do versus most of us who get to say, ‘You get the ’87 Outback. I get the dog. And yeah, I fucked your best friend that time you went to visit your parents. Goodbye forever!‘

Kim put out her witness list for the trial and it not so surprisingly contains her Lying Cheating Grifter Mom, always a reliable witness, and Kris Humphreys himself. Now that’s going to be a doozy. At question will be whether or not Humphreys knew all along that the engagement and wedding the Kardashians sold to E! and People magazine was just a tawdry reality TV ploy and not a real romantic relationship. Kim’s attorney is going to try to prove that Kim is such an obvious whore, how could you not know it was all for the money? While Kris is going to try to prove that he’s so fucking stupid he was the only man in America who didn’t see that coming. If there’s any justice, the divorce court judge will sentence them both to death.

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