Kristen Stewart Is So Damn Normal

By Lex April 23, 2013 @ 12:31 PM

Kristen Stewart In Old Pick Up In Los Angeles
If you didn’t believe that Kristen Stewart wasn’t affected by her fame and fortune, now you better believe it. She’s driving a pickup truck around L.A. these days. Who else but a normal, working class gal drives a pickup truck? In fact, when Kristen went on line and Googled how to look like I’m not rich and famous, a picture of the pickup truck appeared in her results. That’s some Boolean verification of just how down to earth she looks in her truck. Forget her hippy chick counterculture talk and her flipping off the cameras and her flannel shirts and her smoking cigarettes in the face of modern Hollywood, this truck seals the deal. Kristen Stewart is just like you and me. If we drove pickup trucks.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

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(3) Comments

  1. Shortshanks 04/23/2013 13:22

    I’d watch a movie about this chick giving simultaneous handjobs while she sat topless in a vehicle…….

  2. Daos 04/23/2013 13:41

    Terribly written post. As usual. The sentence structure and wording you use are just so odd, it’s like an alien attempting to mimic the English language and almost pulling it off… but not quite.

    Then there’s the fact that the entire post is about Kristin Stewart, who isn’t interesting, talented or attractive…. driving a pickup truck.

  3. Shortshanks 04/23/2013 14:29

    Daos…..

    ….you’ve reversed the “importance” of your assertions….

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