Krysten Ritter Always Looks Semi-Retarded

April 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Krysten Ritter seems like a hot chick who has a thing about looking like a trainable. I surmise with my little brain that some women get off knowing that they can go Daffy Duck and every dude still wants a piece. There’s no comparison in the male world because when dudes look retarded, it’s never intentional. They’re just retarded. Men don’t dress down or fuck with their hair or make goofy faces to keep women from mentally undressing them. There’s only two roles in the male world, alpha and bitch, and you don’t want to be a bitch. Women like Krysten Ritter can afford to fuck around in the gray areas because she could be bathing in a tub full of discharged enemas and with the snap of her fingers ten dudes would dive in head first to try and get some. That’s real power.

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