Lady Gaga has been wheelchair bound since the weight of being such an unattractive sexy symbol caused her hip to snap. But, no worries, it’s a Louis Vuitton designer wheelchair especially made for her. It comes complete with a tilt function to allow her to munch on the carpets of equally unattractive women while her beard boyfriend stands by and laments. Lady Gaga wheeled herself into a Gentleman’s club in Chicago over the weekend, because Dark Magic requires the sight of nasty stripper pussy to rejuvenate your bones.
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