Madonna in Malawi to Buy More Babies

When Madonna first went to Malawi, The Material Girl agreed to build six schools in exchange for buying one Malawi baby for her display cabinet back home. But then Madonna wanted a second Malawian baby, because you really need a set or else people think you’re not a real collector. So the Malawis asked for twelve schools. But shrewd Madonna bargained then down to ten schools for two babies. And now she’s in Malawi showing off her end of the bargain. Ten brand new schools for impoverished Malawi children to be fed, educated, and ultimately shackled and placed in the lower hulls of Madonna’s clipper ships bound for the New World.