Magic Johnson Has A Son Who Is Fabulously Gay

Take it for what it’s worth, but I once heard from a guy who heard from a doctor of a 1980’s NBA Baller who says that it was not so uncommon rumor that Magic Johnson (and Michael Cooper) dabbled in bisexual party times during the Showtime era. Now, you can call retrospective triple hearsay exactly the crap that it is, but Magic Johnson did contract HIV and we do know all these years later, past all the rhetoric and sloganism, that Magic’s HIV was not contracted through all his hetero cheating ways. So, while Magic has done a ton for HIV and AIDS research, he’s never quite come clean on his dick on dick experimentation days. Which may be why Karma gave him a gay namesake. Earvin Johnson III, a.k.a. E.J. The Lakers legend tells TMZ, “Cookie and I love EJ and support him in every way. We’re very proud of him.”

You should be proud of your out son, Magic. He has more balls than you. Pun only partially intended.